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_JKH_ 69 H 858  Artigos	Computer Trouble !   16/3/2009 I was having trouble with my computer. So, I called Richard, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over. Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ... 15 Comentários, 397 Visualizações, 53 Votos ,1.37 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto rm_willbill121 34 H 4  Artigos	funniest thing during sex   15/3/2009 curious to know what the craziest/funniest thing people have had happen to them during sex 3 Comentários, 155 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,2.42 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto rm_jnewcomb28 43 H 1  Artigo	Blind Faith...... Is it dead?   13/3/2009 Is blind faith in a partner dead. A great question if you actually believe in blind faith. I personally think that it is foolish, at least now I do. I used to have blind faith in a woman and man did I learn my lesson. Well... actually no, not right away anyhow. I never thought my girl would cheat on me, and for the most part, she proved herself faithful time and again. Once I had found ... 0 Comentários, 22 Visualizações, 0 Votos
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	louisiana bride   23/2/2009 Three men chose brides. The first man married a woman from OHIO . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The ... 2 Comentários, 139 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,3.63 Pontuação
milf_4yngstuds 49 M 2  Artigos	10 quirky facts about kissing   20/2/2009 Think you know a thing or two about kissing? You probably do. But the facts below are so off the beaten path, we’ll bet you don’t know them all–and they could come in handy. Not only could they provide some steamy “Did you know…?” chit chat, but they’ll help you see all the benefits a satisfying lip lock can bring into your life. Happy smooching! ... 8 Comentários, 312 Visualizações, 19 Votos ,3.39 Pontuação
girlzeena 65 M 39  Artigos	Why is my Twin Sister so dense????   19/2/2009 I had just mentioned to my twin sister that I would be appearing at a local comedy club down in South Jersey, just a short drive from her home in Delaware. She asked me "What will you be doing there?" I gave it some thought, and I replied that I do an act where I am totally nude and have strategically placed balloons on my body, which I POP to the tune of "I am just wild about ... 0 Comentários, 203 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,1.94 Pontuação
smky2876 44 C 1  Artigo	SEX AND YOUR FIRST NAME   4/2/2009 According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the first letter of your first name what do you think? Those of you with names that start with N will probably wish it started with K Disclaimer This was given to me by a close friend of mine named John Lozon A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean ... 8 Comentários, 391 Visualizações, 19 Votos ,4.44 Pontuação
rm_2U4U2 60 M 6  Artigos	Here" a good one folks............   30/1/2009 I kind of am seeing this guy; ya, kinda of seeing this guy. We been together for about 3 1/2 years and it really hasnt gone anywhere but until I get out of the relationship, which is like next month, I kind of want to c what u all have to say about this one. He barely got back from MX and El Centro after being there for a supposed funeral and personal family business. He was gone from ... 3 Comentários, 211 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,2.79 Pontuação
girlzeena 65 M 39  Artigos	What's wrong with this picture?   28/1/2009 My twin sister is the stupidest smart person I know. Her college G.P.A. was 3.98. I never tell anyone my grade point average because it would prove that there is "an inverse relationship between bust size and I.Q." She calls me about 4 to 6 times a day and all we ever talk about is her. She just started to date through one of fancy dating sites and had her first date. ... 3 Comentários, 215 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,2.53 Pontuação
girlzeena 65 M 39  Artigos	A + class act   20/1/2009 we started chating in an Parsexual.com chatroom. The conversation was going well and the young man wanted to continue on IM Yahoo Messenger. He told me that his name was Philip S, I can't reveal his last name for privacy sake but it was the same name that Winnie the Pooh lived under in his hollow tree home (wasn't the nams Saunders???). He said his $1400 computer cam wasn't working, ... 5 Comentários, 321 Visualizações, 12 Votos ,3.86 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto kat63640 38 C 3  Artigos	stupid glove box   20/1/2009 i use to keep a small vibrator in my glove box of my car so when i had a extreme wait for someone r just driving and ended up getting horny i could use it. needless to say my car was broken into and my lock on my glove box was broken. i completely forgot about it one day and was giving my mom a ride. well she started going through my glove box while i was in the gas station and when i came out ... 2 Comentários, 163 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,2.79 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto kat63640 38 C 3  Artigos	vibrator   20/1/2009 we were having a party one night with a group of friends. we kept hearing this weird humming sound coming from my room. we went to go investigate and to my horror one of our friends apparently went into our room into my nightstand and got out one of my vibrators. they were all sitting around on the floor with it turned on watching it vibrate across the ... 3 Comentários, 277 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,2.57 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	a slip of the tongue   24/12/2008 A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket ... 1 Comentários, 229 Visualizações, 13 Votos ,1.97 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	always get a second opinion...   24/12/2008 A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either, " and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home. She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I ... 2 Comentários, 201 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,2.51 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	40th anniversary   24/12/2008 On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?" Tom responds, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, ... 2 Comentários, 139 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,2.47 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	memory class   24/12/2008 An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see, " the old man ... 1 Comentários, 95 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,1.69 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto EarendilTheBless 42 H 10  Artigos	Guilty or not?   23/12/2008 I accidentally slept with my sister's friend. I was all alone at home watching porn when she came over looking for my sis. When i went to the kitchen to make a drink for her, she switch back on the TV and saw PORN! She kept it cool so we watch it together. I got so horny that we started touching. One thing lead to another and we ended making out in the living room. Is it wrong to do your sister's ... 8 Comentários, 284 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,1.16 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	4 sons   9/12/2008 A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest my ?" The wife replied, "I swear on ... 2 Comentários, 202 Visualizações, 2 Votos
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	the phone call   9/12/2008 Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.... MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1, 000. Can I buy it?" MAN: "OK, go ahead if you ... 4 Comentários, 159 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,0.49 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	100 camels   9/12/2008 As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying belts. After an impassioned sales talk yielded no results, he asked where they were from. "America, " Morris replied. Looking at her dark hair and olive skin, the Arab responded. "She's not from the ... 0 Comentários, 86 Visualizações, 0 Votos
Peça Minha Foto PrinceAlbert_x2 34 H 125  Artigos	The Dear John Revenge   6/12/2008 A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of ... 2 Comentários, 233 Visualizações, 17 Votos ,7.37 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	gone fishin'   6/12/2008 Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing. The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." ... 0 Comentários, 111 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,3.65 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	home late   4/12/2008 Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ... 0 Comentários, 108 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,1.73 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	every saturday morning....   2/12/2008 Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet and goes to his car to drive to the course. Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the ... 1 Comentários, 109 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,3.43 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	LOL....at the end of his rope.........   2/12/2008 One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? Them ... 1 Comentários, 112 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,3.63 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	LOL(this was cute)   2/12/2008 One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her "Darling, would you give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us ... 1 Comentários, 114 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,1.04 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	the birthday present   2/12/2008 A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. ... 1 Comentários, 67 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,1.04 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	newlyweds   2/12/2008 A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewww - what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?" "I had tolio as a , " he answered. "You mean ... 1 Comentários, 103 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,1.51 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	applying for social security   28/11/2008 A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, ... 2 Comentários, 110 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,3.94 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	the newlyweds   28/11/2008 Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and ... 0 Comentários, 73 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,2.78 Pontuação