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josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	wedding surprise !!!   8/5/2008 (this was passed along to me as a true story, i can not vouch for its validity) This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone ... 3 Comentários, 176 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,3.65 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	set your clock ahead   7/5/2008 One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow." 2 Comentários, 48 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.12 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	poor larry   7/5/2008 Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth. Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband. 2 Comentários, 79 Visualizações, 1 Votos ,2.40 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	it pays to spend more time at home....   7/5/2008 The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?" She looked him rite in the eye and said, "You're never home !" 2 Comentários, 105 Visualizações, 9 Votos ,3.21 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	just play me a tune...   7/5/2008 A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson & music books. Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here... let me look ... 2 Comentários, 58 Visualizações, 5 Votos ,3.47 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	lil green monster   7/5/2008 Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie, " she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!" 3 Comentários, 73 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.12 Pontuação
goodfella27288 53 H 1  Artigo	Getting back into the swing of things...   7/5/2008 My wife and I have been swinging for about 3 years. We have always used Parsexual.com for our contacts and to look for new friends. Back about a year and a half ago, we had a really bad experience and my wife just shut down. It got to where anytime I would mention getting back in she would freak out or just change the subject. Now, I admit, I had a little to do with her anxiety since I handled the ... 0 Comentários, 81 Visualizações, 0 Votos
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	the horrible curse   6/5/2008 An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife". 3 Comentários, 94 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,4.57 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	true love   6/5/2008 Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going ... 4 Comentários, 86 Visualizações, 8 Votos ,3.94 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	couples and oral sex....   29/4/2008 Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary's pussy. The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, "Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!" The waiter says, "Can I help you, sir?" Gary yells, "There's a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here!" The waiter ... 2 Comentários, 109 Visualizações, 6 Votos ,2.80 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	more married life   29/4/2008 A man and his wife got into bed for the night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was ... 2 Comentários, 91 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,2.94 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	4 kinds of sex   29/4/2008 There are four kinds of sex : HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU" COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her ... 2 Comentários, 71 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,2.42 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	MARRIAGE   29/4/2008 1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!). 2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. 3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. 5. ... 2 Comentários, 41 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.81 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	play me a tune....   28/4/2008 A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love, " he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the ... 2 Comentários, 54 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.81 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	cant please em all....   28/4/2008 A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid, " she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he ... 2 Comentários, 69 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,3.43 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	another 40 years of marriage...   28/4/2008 An old couple were sitting on the porch one afternoon rocking in their rocking chairs. All the sudden the old man reaches over and slaps his wife. She says, "Well what was that for?" He says, "Thats for 40 years of rotten sex!" She doesn't reply and they start rocking again. All the sudden the old lady reaches up and slaps her husband. He says, ... 2 Comentários, 67 Visualizações, 1 Votos ,3.70 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	devotion   28/4/2008 This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you ... 2 Comentários, 66 Visualizações, 2 Votos ,3.81 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	unusual dreams...   28/4/2008 A wife woke up from her night's sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks in this place, "she began, "the big ones went for a tenner and the thick ones went for 20." "How about the ones like mine?" asked her husband. "Those they gave away, " she replied tongue in cheek. "I had a dream too, " started the husband. "I dreamt they ... 3 Comentários, 76 Visualizações, 4 Votos ,4.80 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	marriage consuling....   28/4/2008 After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their last straw. When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the ... 2 Comentários, 53 Visualizações, 1 Votos ,3.70 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	40 years of marriage...   28/4/2008 A man and a woman were married for 40 years. When they first got married the man said, "I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all their 40 years of marriage the woman never looked. However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer bottles and ... 3 Comentários, 227 Visualizações, 14 Votos ,2.18 Pontuação
james357james 43 H 3  Artigos	marriage   27/4/2008 marriage is not just a word........it's a sentence! 0 Comentários, 18 Visualizações, 0 Votos
james357james 43 H 3  Artigos	marriage   27/4/2008 marriage is not just a word........it's a sentence! 0 Comentários, 4 Visualizações, 0 Votos
rm_nolentally 58 H 81  Artigos	Flirt Lines To Get Her Attention ?   24/4/2008 I came across some lines on a site that some guys have apparently used to flirt with women. Wonder how effective they were? Do you know Karate? Because your body is kickin’. You’re so hot, you’re making my beer warm. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the McGorgeous! You better be careful. You’re sitting under a ... 0 Comentários, 51 Visualizações, 7 Votos ,2.02 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	you can be the man of your house...   19/4/2008 The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man Of Your House.' He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to ... 2 Comentários, 187 Visualizações, 10 Votos ,3.78 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	say what you mean...   19/4/2008 A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success. All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You ... 2 Comentários, 73 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,4.41 Pontuação
josmith5 61 H 1466  Artigos	a poem   18/4/2008 A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard .. Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I whirled and smacked him shitless ... Like his mother used to do. 2 Comentários, 58 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,3.92 Pontuação
rm_calmlys 38 H 3  Artigos	The Final Pubic Hair   17/4/2008 You know when you're going down on a girl, normally these days, most girls keep themselves pretty clean and trimmed. Yeah there may be a patch here or there where it's slightly rougher, but there's ALWAYS some part that just somehow always gets missed. It may be a small patch, it may be part of a design gone wrong, but it's there. And in this patch, there's always one stray hair that's ... 2 Comentários, 318 Visualizações, 19 Votos ,3.78 Pontuação
rm_calmlys 38 H 3  Artigos	Cinderella   17/4/2008 What did Cinderella say after you got to the ball? *Gack!* 0 Comentários, 74 Visualizações, 3 Votos ,1.96 Pontuação
rm_nolentally 58 H 81  Artigos	Wrap That Sausage   14/3/2008 Came across this amusing article. Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai. After shopping there earlier in the day, a man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large sausages. "It was two latex dildos with a natural look, " said a spokesman for police in the ... 1 Comentários, 443 Visualizações, 15 Votos ,3.44 Pontuação
rm_liz3120072 48 M 6  Artigos	What women really say & mean!!!   7/3/2008 CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? -there is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. I JUST NEED SOME SPACE. -without u in it. DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? -We haven't had a fight in a while. NO, PIZZA'S FINE. -you cheap slob! I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. -I just don't want you as a boyfriend now. I DON'T KNOW, ... 5 Comentários, 305 Visualizações, 23 Votos ,4.53 Pontuação