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rm_curt3026 42 H 1  Artigo	Women who fart while your ****ing them.......   20/5/2004 Ok its like this. Just about every woman i've slept with farts while i'm ****ing them. It's not an *ss fart but a ****y fart. Sometimes it makes me feel alittle nausea, but I know it's not her *ss. While she's farting and i'm pumping, her ****Y starts to get tighter and tighter. I know that it's her cummy ****y but it just doesn't seem like it. Please someone tell me if this has ever ... 0 Comentários, 36 Visualizações, 59 Votos ,4.26 Pontuação
dnawoman 49 M 9  Artigos	expedient marriage   9/5/2004 A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be ... 0 Comentários, 42 Visualizações, 72 Votos ,8.46 Pontuação
GirlsImReady84 41 H 13  Artigos	How To Prey on a woman Weaknesses   9/5/2004 Work Her Body If you’ve managed to attract the interest of a beautiful woman free of charge, feed her body image paranoia so she doesn’t come to her senses. She’s worried about not getting enough exercise? Remind her that sex is great for cardio. She’s worried about extra calories? That’s twice the Fluffernutters for you! <br> Ride Her Mood ... 0 Comentários, 25 Visualizações, 60 Votos
dnawoman 49 M 9  Artigos	most popular sex position?   5/5/2004 I heard this joke the other day. Not that it's true on this site... but still kind of cute. <br> The AMA did a study and asked Americans what their favorite sex position is. Number one was Doggie Style. That is when the man sits up and begs and the woman rolls over and plays dead. <br> drum roll. <br> OK well I told you it wasn't true for people on here ... 0 Comentários, 50 Visualizações, 137 Votos ,8.52 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto russiafied 38 M 1  Artigo	Try Not to Misplace Your Belongings...   30/4/2004 Okay, this is pretty personal, but I guess I can share it with you guys. <br> <br> My friends and I were in an accident and had to go to therapy. First we had to do these exercises and massages, and I was assigned to go to the tub. Well, after the bath, I couldn't find my underwear anywhere! The nurse probably brushed them off somewhere, but when I put on a towel and ... 0 Comentários, 23 Visualizações, 33 Votos ,3.88 Pontuação
passionatemover 59 M 2  Artigos	How to be a good wife/partner 1955 vs 2004   26/4/2004 Be a good wife. 1955 (keep reading it gets batter) Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready for his return from work. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the ... 0 Comentários, 37 Visualizações, 77 Votos ,8.44 Pontuação
rm_two4fun1962 51 M 115  Artigos	Re: women who say i like everything   21/4/2004 Possibly when a woman says this, she means she likes and wants everything done to her. Maybe some women who say this, then have a negative response to giving you oral sex, just aren't very comfortable with the idea of having a man's **** in her mouth <some women are taught this is a dirty thing>, possibly she gags because she hasn't yet mastered her gag reflex. I am for one, a woman ... 0 Comentários, 15 Visualizações, 51 Votos ,5.01 Pontuação
rm_Morocco1982 42 H 9  Artigos	Speeding and Bass Aren't Drugs   19/4/2004 This is to the women of this site. I ask you a question, in all honesty, and I would love a response. Are there any women on this entire fucking planet who are honestly turned on by guys with their stereos blasting and the bass thumping!? I've pulled up to a car filled with women while my bass rattles my back windshield and never ONCE has any of them said to me, "Oooohhhh, nothing makes ... 0 Comentários, 70 Visualizações, 42 Votos ,5.47 Pontuação
rm_Morocco1982 42 H 9  Artigos	Basketball, football, baseball...but not tennis.   17/4/2004 Rodney Carrington said it best when he proved how men created sports because apparently, we get tired of thinking about pussy 24 hours a day. Football has uprights through the middle, baseball has the home runs, and basketball is five guys fighting five other guys for a hole. Just like this website or your local club. Yeah, it still doesn't work. As a college student, I have ... 0 Comentários, 19 Visualizações, 41 Votos ,7.08 Pontuação
rm_Morocco1982 42 H 9  Artigos	Take a left at the Chevron...   17/4/2004 The first time I got laid, I felt like Indiana Jones. I didn’t have a whip, even though the girl did. I felt like him because I was searching for that elusive little fucker known as the “G” spot. I was certain it existed, surely it wasn’t made up? I mean, there’s no way millions of women would lie about a spot that would make them scream with orgasmic ... 0 Comentários, 20 Visualizações, 36 Votos ,5.14 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto rm_yeskayess 57 H 3  Artigos	The Defination of a "Kiss"   8/4/2004 Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher. Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips. Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart. ... 0 Comentários, 17 Visualizações, 50 Votos ,6.31 Pontuação
sexy18manderz 35 M 1  Artigo	Sometimes I really hate him.   1/4/2004 I have a great boyfriend, dont get me wrong he treats me well and is a wonderful person. It just seems that at times he really annoys me, just little things, and sometimes big things. At first I thought, okay maybe I am just about to start my period so I am letting him get to me or whatever. Well, I think I am wrong about that. I just hate him sometimes. Last week, we were hanging out, just ... 0 Comentários, 28 Visualizações, 34 Votos ,3.42 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto nucumer3 69 H 1  Artigo	Your permission slip   14/3/2004 APPLICATION TO GO OUT AND RETURN LATE <br> Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: <br> I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period: <br> Date: Time of departure: Time of return: <br> Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated ... 0 Comentários, 15 Visualizações, 69 Votos ,6.32 Pontuação
pepsidave48653 47 H 1  Artigo	New rating system   8/3/2004 Jack and Bill were knocking back beers and shooting the shit at a bar when a hot chick walked in. "I'd give her a Seven, : Jack said. Bill shook his head and said, "One." Another hot babe walked in. "Whoa, " Jack drooled, "that one gets a nine!" Bill shrugged, "Maybe a two." "Wait a minute, " Jack protested. "These two girls were the best ones I've seen in a long time, and all ... 0 Comentários, 102 Visualizações, 78 Votos ,7.43 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto braveheart_luvu 40 H 6  Artigos	wife hubby...   7/3/2004 husband: i think u enjoy a lot while doing sex... wife: yep i do enjoy a lot ... it would have been better if u were there to see my enjoyemnt.... 0 Comentários, 23 Visualizações, 89 Votos ,5.48 Pontuação
phantomsex4u 53 H 9  Artigos	How to get a man's attention   21/2/2004 This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in the Atlanta Journal. Companion Wanted: SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I am a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pick-up truck, hunting, camping, fishing trips, and cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will ... 0 Comentários, 61 Visualizações, 184 Votos ,9.26 Pontuação
rm_tazmania694u 57 H 23  Artigos	A friendly encounter   20/2/2004 I had this really good friend named Dave who also had a friend named Rusty. Well, Rusty had this really knockout girlfriend named Candy. Dave is a real bullshitter and I didn't believe half of the wild stories he told, so I just ignored his comments about how wild Candy got when she got drunk. He told me how Rusty was the type of guy that only wanted it about once or twice a week and ... 0 Comentários, 39 Visualizações, 67 Votos ,2.84 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto siseatsmeattoo 57 M 9  Artigos	REMEMBER TO TAKE IT OFF!!!   17/2/2004 My friend & I met these two guys from out of town, they were only here for a short time building a house. We went to dinner, then to a local bar for drinks and dancing. There wasn't a whole lot of dancing going on, but there was groping under the table. We drove back to their motel and my friend, with her date, went upstairs. I stayed in the car with my date for a while talking ... 1 Comentários, 487 Visualizações, 119 Votos ,7.09 Pontuação
RideDisTungue 41 H 1  Artigo	His and her road trips   17/2/2004 His & Hers Road Trips HERS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit. 2. Opens window. 3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. 4. Arrives at destination presently. <br> HIS 1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. 2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right. 3. Drives an extra five miles just in case. 4. Finally rolls ... 1 Comentários, 170 Visualizações, 43 Votos ,5.73 Pontuação
onesillyhatch 43 H 3  Artigos	oops my ass!   10/2/2004 so there I was with my girl in college. Lights out dormroom all to ourselves. How did I know it was all to myself? my roommate and I had a code if the sock was in the door, DO NOT ENTER. So my girl and I were happily going at in and all of a sudden the door pops open and this hot girl michele was standing there staring. Of course my ass was up in the air from pounding away and she just ... 0 Comentários, 68 Visualizações, 56 Votos ,3.40 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto altruistic23 56 M 1  Artigo	a funny "nightmare"   27/1/2004 This happened a few years back, but I still laugh thinking about it. One night, after several drinks, my husband and I were having sex. Well, I must have been really, really loud because the next thing we knew was that our was at our door and about to open it. My husband jumped out of the bed, which was funny in itself because it was dark and he tripped over the cover, grabbed something to ... 0 Comentários, 68 Visualizações, 37 Votos ,6.45 Pontuação
windwalker2594 55 C 4  Artigos	RE: just sitting in the truck   12/1/2004 My wife left out a bunch of stuff! this is what happened. we had been up for a day or two and it was in the middle of the night and it was extremly hot so i was driving down the road with just my shirt off. well we pulled into a truck stop i put my shirt on not realizing i still had my seatbelt still on. well i asked her to pick up some goodys from the store i was going to go in to the ... 0 Comentários, 77 Visualizações, 69 Votos ,2.94 Pontuação
sparkyrotc2 36 M 1  Artigo	Deep, hard question...   6/1/2004 I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You ... 0 Comentários, 109 Visualizações, 88 Votos ,7.89 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto sirencallin 49 M 7  Artigos	Whiskey Dick   31/12/2003 Guys: it's bad enough you're so fucking drunk that you'll probably puke on yourself & you smell like a vodka tonic, but what the fuck makes you think we want to waste our time waiting to see if you can get your "flexi-dick" in the hole?!! 0 Comentários, 24 Visualizações, 76 Votos ,7.36 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto nymphoinkortez 59 M 2  Artigos	ever watch your guy bake a cake?   31/12/2003 I've been dating this guy for over a year... I have never seen anyone bake a cake quite the way he did... I began to smell the cake and since I have been cooking for some 30 or more years LOL I can tell by the smell when something iz done cooking... I told him to check the cake to make sure it waz done. (I new it waz) he opened the door to the oven, and closed it... saying the cake waz not ... 0 Comentários, 18 Visualizações, 54 Votos ,8.94 Pontuação
lynn299 56 M 3  Artigos	we were setting in the truck   31/12/2003 my husband was setting in his truck so tired that he could not stand up.we stoped at a truck stop.gene told me to go get something up.he said he had to pee so when he went to get out of the truck he still had his seatbelt on well he about had a fit becoused he could not get out.i told him to unastened his seatbelt then he could get out (hell it worked)now i think he will think before he ... 0 Comentários, 46 Visualizações, 34 Votos ,0.72 Pontuação
rm_youley 46 M 2  Artigos	When your sex partner packs a wallop make sure that you can handle it before you actually see it.   26/12/2003 My second boyfriend and myself finally decided to get busy. We were going to go the whole nine yards. Foreplay was excellent, I came four times. My boyfriend was very spontaneous, He licked and sucked every inch of my body. I went crazy everytime his tongue and fingers touched my pussy. He was talented. My nipples enjoyed his mouth. <br> Of course, we came to the part where I had ... 0 Comentários, 54 Visualizações, 83 Votos ,4.39 Pontuação
Peça Minha Foto netfireftr 47 H 0  Artigos	3 types of sex in marriage   17/11/2003 When you are married, you have 3 types of sex. <br> Frist comes Kitchen Sex - you have sex everywhere. In the kitchen, living room, anywhere BUT the bedroom. <br> Second, you have Bedroom Sex, since isn't bee a few years and you might have , and the bedroom is the only place you can have sex. <br> A few years after that, you start to have Hallway Sex. You ... 0 Comentários, 25 Visualizações, 102 Votos ,7.63 Pontuação
law93rd 52 H 4  Artigos	First Three Weeks   10/11/2003 Why is it that the first two or three weeks of a fling are the best? Her tits are firmer, pussy tastes better, and there's more energy in the sex? Do I just get bored or do other people have that same problem? 0 Comentários, 14 Visualizações, 32 Votos ,4.46 Pontuação
AngelEyesInMo 46 M 11  Artigos	Confucious Says...   9/11/2003 A flirtatious man at a local gas station shared the following with me: Do you know what Confucious says? Confucious says that does not exist. Myself being witty responded, and why is that, because you can't the willing? No he stated, because women run faster with dress that is up than men with pants that are down. 0 Comentários, 60 Visualizações, 37 Votos ,6.11 Pontuação